cute date idea
we go to the botanical gardens. u point at all the plants u like. i eat them
(via thewatermelonqueen)
To be irreplaceable, you must be different
Finally getting this life thing right.
Ugghhhh, my wife is just SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL.
“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”
- Lemony Snicket, Horseradish
(via faqoloqy)
“I think we have to do forbidden things- otherwise we suffocate. But without feeling guilty and instead as an announcement that we are free.”—
(via thewatermelonqueen)
*thinks of all my worst memories so that every empath in a mile radius takes psychic damage*
(via saintdollyparton)
Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!
Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.
Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?
Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.
Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?
Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?
Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.
Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science
(via m00-point)
(via laura-australis)
no offense but your struggle is valid no matter how many people have it worse than you
(via egberts)
Stop inviting me to gatherings, parties, and holidays forever, too.